Law Brewing Company

Law Brewing vs. Anheuser-Busch
Variety	8	6
Gayness	0	10
Overall	8	3

Comments:  Although they're mostly crap, Anheuser-Busch does have quite a few brews so they get a 6 in that category.  I think the next category goes without explanation, I mean Bud is 10-gay itself.  Overall they get a 3 out of 10.  I win, take that Anheuser-Busch!

Law Brewing vs. San Tan Brewery
Variety	8	8
Jackass Employees	0	12
Gayness	0	7
Overall	8	2

Comments:  The variety here is ok, this is the high point.  Good for them, let's all give them a round of applause for having 6 lame beers as opposed to just 3 or 4.  Normally I only rate categories on 10 point scale, I also don't normally have a Jackass Employee category...but when you tell me that a light lager is a brown ale you get yourself a 12 in the jackass category....you bastard.  San Tan is 7-gay mostly because of Sgt Jackass mentioned above.  Overall they get a 2.  It's a sad day when 10-gay Anheuser-Busch outscores you.  Look at that, I'm 2-0 bitches.